Sunday, September 30, 2007

GOLDFISH


I went to the fair today with Randy and I won GOLDFISH!!! Aren't they awesome? The rest of the fair was retarded. Before the fair we went to see Resident Evil Extinction and it was AMAZING!!! Much better than the first two.

Friday, September 28, 2007

Get A New Daddy

Hey there kids, get a new daddy. Greatest video ever. You will love this.

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Awesome New Violin

I just got an amazing new violin today.

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

SHOWER REVALATION!

I was taking a shower a little while ago when i came to the most amazing realization! No matter how long you have a shampoo bottle, the label never comes off due to the water! Isn't that crazy? I mean some guy probably spent his whole life trying to come up with shower-proof glue just for shampoo bottles! What a loser! A totally useless invention. They could just print the info right on the bottle. I tried to pull the label off, but it was too stuck, or I was too slippery. :(

The Truth About Area 51

OK, so heres the truth about Area 51. Area 51 is a place in the Nevada Desert which the government denies exists. It is in fact a government-run establishment, but it has nothing to do with aliens or UFOs or anything. If you believe this old rumor, you are a retard. Area 51 was used to test nuclear weapons throughout the 30s, 40s, 50s, and 60s. Around the 1940s and 50s, during the Cold War, it began use as a top secret air force base. It was used to develop top secret stealth aircrafts and stealth bombers, such as the B-2 Sprint and F-117 NightHawk. Some people say that the Area contains the bodies of aliens from the Roswell crash, and some say that the government has actual UFOs. Any rumor like this is untrue. The fact that the government denies the existence of the Area is not because they are trying to hide it from us, but they are trying to hide it from potential enemies. The rumors about aliens and UFOs in Area 51 have all been started, or embellished upon by the government. The reason for all these rumors (which just so happen to have been started during the Cold War) is that the government has been trying to hide the development of classified air crafts from the Soviet Union. If you know anything about the Cold War and the tensions between the Unites States and the Soviet Union, then this would not come as any surprise to you. The government started rumors about aliens, because it would completely deter enemies countries from looking there for classified air crafts.

Saturday, September 8, 2007

Guild Wars

I'm thinking of buying Guild Wars. I love MMORPGs, but I cannot pay the monthly fees, so I think Guild Wars is a good thing because it requires no monthly fees. Anybody got any comments on Guild Wars? Please post any comments or reviews.

Friday, September 7, 2007

School Sucks

Mmkay, school sucks. All of my teachers are bitches, all the new kids are either gays, or those stupid spoiled whores. Yeah, you know who they are. Anyway, I really hate it.

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Matt Dances


This is Matt. He dances.

Monday, September 3, 2007

Crazy Reality Show Idea #1

Crazy Reality Show Idea #1
On this episode of Crazy Reality Shows, the contestant must spend a month in an extremely brightly lit room with 20 5 year old kids. The kids only eat candy and they only drink coffee and soda, so they a very hyper. The kids are allowed to leave the room one at a time to go to the bathroom. The contestant may not. The contestant has a gun with only one bullet. The contestant may only eat deli meats and only drink smoothies. If the contestant can go a month without shooting him/herself or any of the kids, he/she gets 10 million dollars and gets to kill all 20 of the
kids.

Freelance

So I'm in the process of making an RPG. Just a paper and pencil one. I wish I knew how to make it on the computer, but I have no idea how to code anything. It's going to be similar to DnD, but I want to invent new classes and weapons. It's going to be called Freelance. Here's the site, but it's still under conctruction- http://www.freewebs.com/freelancerpg/

Hey, I'm Back

Hey, I've been really busy the past couple of weeks. Yesterday I went to Six Flags Great Adventure with Matt and his family. Before that I was staying at my aunts house for a week while my parents were vacationing. Before that Max and my cousins Randy and Gabby slept over my house, so I haven't had a moment to myself until now. On Thursday and Friday I had to go to freshman orientation at my school.