Monday, October 22, 2007
Saturday, October 13, 2007
Weekly Video #1
Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Monday, October 8, 2007
George W. Bush Has Lyme Disease. We have proof!
Halloween for Costumes Lazy People
Step 1, Get in car.
Step 2, Drive to costume store.
Step 3, Buy mask.
October has come!
Thursday, October 4, 2007
Algebra
Who is this Erik person and why should we be concerned with what this faggoty ass kid ordered for his peice of shit garden? Why can't he just count up the amount of plants he has? Why would he fill out an order form like "I want 72 plants, a dozen more potato plants than twice the number of bean plants. I also want the same amount of bean and carrot plants." what is he retarded or something?
Nintendo DS
Wednesday, October 3, 2007
Sunday, September 30, 2007
GOLDFISH
Friday, September 28, 2007
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
SHOWER REVALATION!
The Truth About Area 51
Saturday, September 8, 2007
Guild Wars
Friday, September 7, 2007
School Sucks
Wednesday, September 5, 2007
Monday, September 3, 2007
Crazy Reality Show Idea #1
On this episode of Crazy Reality Shows, the contestant must spend a month in an extremely brightly lit room with 20 5 year old kids. The kids only eat candy and they only drink coffee and soda, so they a very hyper. The kids are allowed to leave the room one at a time to go to the bathroom. The contestant may not. The contestant has a gun with only one bullet. The contestant may only eat deli meats and only drink smoothies. If the contestant can go a month without shooting him/herself or any of the kids, he/she gets 10 million dollars and gets to kill all 20 of the
kids.
Freelance
Hey, I'm Back
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
I'm starting to do stop motion videos, but they really freaking suck, but it's a start.
Tomorrow is going to be the best fucking day ever. I never have to go to work or camp at Merrick Woods again! That means the amount of douche bags I have to see is decreasing by 75%! Also my brother is going to school tomorrow! then, my cousins Randy and Gabby are coming over to stay for a few weeks! So I'm not completely pissed off....for now.
Sunday, August 19, 2007
What are we waiting for?
Saturday, August 18, 2007
Asshole
Saturday, August 11, 2007
Guitar Hero III is going to be too fucking hard
I cant even do hard mode on Guitar Hero II. This is really ridiculous.
Fucking Bored
Wednesday, August 8, 2007
George Bush
Tuesday, August 7, 2007
Look at my dog
Sunday, July 29, 2007
The Simpsons Movie
50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator. v 7. Shave.
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
14. One word: Flatulence!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20. Meow occassionally.
21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
28. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
32. Start a sing-along.
33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
34. Play the harmonica.
35. Shadow box.
36. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
37. Lean against the button panel.
38. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
41. Bring a chair along.
42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
43. Blow spit bubbles.
44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
49. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
A little frisky, Mr. President?
Don't mean to be bringin more hatin to former Mr. Prez, Billy Clinton, but I couldn't resist posting this picture of his boner... Sorry, Billy
Friday, July 27, 2007
More shit that pisses me off.
8. Fat people who are in denial
9. Fall Out Boy
10. All the American fucking Idols
11. Green Day
12. Bleach
13. That commercial about ten-year-olds who wet the bed
Thursday, July 26, 2007
Squirrel Monkey
Hey, Matt
Wednesday, July 11, 2007
Twitty
Friday, June 29, 2007
Things That Piss Me Off
2. Naruto
3. Little kids that think their cool
4. Wiggers
5. Fall Out Boy
6. this guy
To be continued when I think of more stuff.
Thursday, June 28, 2007
Grandfather Paradox
Grandfather Paradox :
Time travel is impossible as exemplified by the famous grandfather paradox. Imagine you build a time machine. It is possible for you to travel back in time, meet your grandfather before he produces any children (i.e. your father/mother) and kill him. Thus, you would not have been born and the time machine would not have been built, a paradox.
Perhaps the craziest of the time travel paradoxes was cooked up by Robert Heinlein in his classic short story "All You Zombies."
A baby girl is mysteriously dropped off at an orphanage in Cleveland in 1945. "Jane" grows up lonely and dejected, not knowing who her parents are, until one day in 1963 she is strangely attracted to a drifter. She falls in love with him. But just when things are finally looking up for Jane, a series of disasters strike. First, she becomes pregnant by the drifter, who then disappears. Second, during the complicated delivery, doctors find that Jane has both sets of sex organs, and to save her life, they are forced to surgically convert "her" to a "him." Finally, a mysterious stranger kidnaps her baby from the delivery room.
Reeling from these disasters, rejected by society, scorned by fate, "he" becomes a drunkard and drifter. Not only has Jane lost her parents and her lover, but he has lost his only child as well. Years later, in 1970, he stumbles into a lonely bar, called Pop's Place, and spills out his pathetic story to an elderly bartender. The sympathetic bartender offers the drifter the chance to avenge the stranger who left her pregnant and abandoned, on the condition that he join the "time travelers corps." Both of them enter a time machine, and the bartender drops off the drifter in 1963. The drifter is strangely attracted to a young orphan woman, who subsequently becomes pregnant.
The bartender then goes forward 9 months, kidnaps the baby girl from the hospital, and drops off the baby in an orphanage back in 1945. Then the bartender drops off the thoroughly confused drifter in 1985, to enlist in the time travelers corps. The drifter eventually gets his life together, becomes a respected and elderly member of the time travelers corps, and then disguises himself as a bartender and has his most difficult mission: a date with destiny, meeting a certain drifter at Pop's Place in 1970.
The question is: Who is Jane's mother, father, grandfather, grand mother, son, daughter, granddaughter, and grandson? The girl, the drifter, and the bartender, of course, are all the same person. These paradoxes can made your head spin, especially if you try to untangle Jane's twisted parentage. If we drawJane's family tree, we find that all the branches are curled inward back on themselves, as in a circle. We come to the astonishing conclusion that she is her own mother and father! She is an entire family tree unto herself.
click here to see the image of Jane's family tree
Build A Nation
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
Tony vs. Paul
I found this video using stumbleupon (If you don't know what it is, just search it), and if anybody knows what method was used to make this video, please tell me either by e-mail, or posting a comment.
Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Tuesday, June 26, 2007
Intro
I love music, I play piano, bass and violin. I listen to punk, ska, alternative, and heavy metal.
I love animals, im a vegetarian, I have a dog, and I used to have a turtle, I'll tell you all about him some other day. My dog is Jenny, and she's a yellow Lab. I like to skateboard, my favorite subject is English, I like to read, and I love movies. (especially horror.) My biggest fear is a hostile zombie
takeover. I have an older brother, Billy. He's entering college in August, and My sisters gonna be a college Junior this year. I also like to play video games. My friend Max and I play Dungeons and Dragons sometimes. My favorite movie is Donnie Darko, my favorite bands are Leftover Crack, The Strokes, Red Hot Chili Peppers, and the Bouncing Souls. Also, I babysit kids in my neighborhood. I'm working at a summer camp starting Thursday. I also like anime and manga, my favorite series is Death Note. My hero is Flea from the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
