Weekly Video #2

For this week's video, I tried to find the most retarded video ever...and did.

Weekly Video #1

The first in an ongoing series, "Weekly Video #1" is Soulja Boy's Crank Dat mixed with Barney clips. Genius!! Whoever made this is fucking awesome!

South Park Character Creator

I made a South Park character on the South Park Character Creator on Facebook, but if you don't have a Facebook, there's a ton of others on the internet, just search for 'em.

George W. Bush Has Lyme Disease. We have proof!

Here it is people. The must-see video. George W. Bush has Lyme disease and here's the proof.

Halloween for Costumes Lazy People

This is a guide to Halloween costumes for lazy people.
Step 1, Get in car.
Step 2, Drive to costume store.
Step 3, Buy mask.

October has come!

Ah, the joys of being a child and looking forward to the mindless indulgence of eating mounds upon mounds of candy! I remember planning all year to have the best costume ever, to plot routes to all the houses that give out the most candy, to steal all the candy from the bowls that people leave out. Well it's coming again. I can't wait for Halloween.

Algebra

Erik ordered three different types of plants for his vegetable garden: bean, potato, and carrot. He ordered a dozen more potato plants than twice the number of bean plants and the same number of carrot plants as bean plants. He ordered 72 plants altogether. How many of each plant did Erik order?

Who is this Erik person and why should we be concerned with what this faggoty ass kid ordered for his peice of shit garden? Why can't he just count up the amount of plants he has? Why would he fill out an order form like "I want 72 plants, a dozen more potato plants than twice the number of bean plants. I also want the same amount of bean and carrot plants." what is he retarded or something?

Nintendo DS

Lately, I have become completely obsessed with my Nintendo DS. It's really fun! My DS is like 5 years old and I got it the year it came out. It's in really bad condition, so I'm getting a DS Lite for Christmas. I also want like 7 new games. The best game I have now is Resident Evil Deadly Silence, and it's fucking awesome, although it's also impossible.

Pickle Phobia

Haha! Girl on Maury is afraid of pickles. Priceless!

GOLDFISH

I went to the fair today with Randy and I won GOLDFISH!!! Aren't they awesome? The rest of the fair was retarded. Before the fair we went to see Resident Evil Extinction and it was AMAZING!!! Much better than the first two.

Get A New Daddy

Awesome New Violin

I just got an amazing new violin today.

SHOWER REVALATION!

I was taking a shower a little while ago when i came to the most amazing realization! No matter how long you have a shampoo bottle, the label never comes off due to the water! Isn't that crazy? I mean some guy probably spent his whole life trying to come up with shower-proof glue just for shampoo bottles! What a loser! A totally useless invention. They could just print the info right on the bottle. I tried to pull the label off, but it was too stuck, or I was too slippery. :(

The Truth About Area 51

OK, so heres the truth about Area 51. Area 51 is a place in the Nevada Desert which the government denies exists. It is in fact a government-run establishment, but it has nothing to do with aliens or UFOs or anything. If you believe this old rumor, you are a retard. Area 51 was used to test nuclear weapons throughout the 30s, 40s, 50s, and 60s. Around the 1940s and 50s, during the Cold War, it began use as a top secret air force base. It was used to develop top secret stealth aircrafts and stealth bombers, such as the B-2 Sprint and F-117 NightHawk. Some people say that the Area contains the bodies of aliens from the Roswell crash, and some say that the government has actual UFOs. Any rumor like this is untrue. The fact that the government denies the existence of the Area is not because they are trying to hide it from us, but they are trying to hide it from potential enemies. The rumors about aliens and UFOs in Area 51 have all been started, or embellished upon by the government. The reason for all these rumors (which just so happen to have been started during the Cold War) is that the government has been trying to hide the development of classified air crafts from the Soviet Union. If you know anything about the Cold War and the tensions between the Unites States and the Soviet Union, then this would not come as any surprise to you. The government started rumors about aliens, because it would completely deter enemies countries from looking there for classified air crafts.

Guild Wars

I'm thinking of buying Guild Wars. I love MMORPGs, but I cannot pay the monthly fees, so I think Guild Wars is a good thing because it requires no monthly fees. Anybody got any comments on Guild Wars? Please post any comments or reviews.

School Sucks

Mmkay, school sucks. All of my teachers are bitches, all the new kids are either gays, or those stupid spoiled whores. Yeah, you know who they are. Anyway, I really hate it.

Matt Dances

This is Matt. He dances.

Crazy Reality Show Idea #1

Crazy Reality Show Idea #1
On this episode of Crazy Reality Shows, the contestant must spend a month in an extremely brightly lit room with 20 5 year old kids. The kids only eat candy and they only drink coffee and soda, so they a very hyper. The kids are allowed to leave the room one at a time to go to the bathroom. The contestant may not. The contestant has a gun with only one bullet. The contestant may only eat deli meats and only drink smoothies. If the contestant can go a month without shooting him/herself or any of the kids, he/she gets 10 million dollars and gets to kill all 20 of the
kids.

Freelance

So I'm in the process of making an RPG. Just a paper and pencil one. I wish I knew how to make it on the computer, but I have no idea how to code anything. It's going to be similar to DnD, but I want to invent new classes and weapons. It's going to be called Freelance. Here's the site, but it's still under conctruction- http://www.freewebs.com/freelancerpg/

Hey, I'm Back

Hey, I've been really busy the past couple of weeks. Yesterday I went to Six Flags Great Adventure with Matt and his family. Before that I was staying at my aunts house for a week while my parents were vacationing. Before that Max and my cousins Randy and Gabby slept over my house, so I haven't had a moment to myself until now. On Thursday and Friday I had to go to freshman orientation at my school.

So my brother came in to my room last night while I wasn't there, and took my guitar hero to take it to college with him. He trashed my room looking for it, too. He's a douche bag. My parents aren't gonna do anything about it. I'm going to a psychologist because nobody ever FUCKING listens to a word I say.
I'm starting to do stop motion videos, but they really freaking suck, but it's a start.
Tomorrow is going to be the best fucking day ever. I never have to go to work or camp at Merrick Woods again! That means the amount of douche bags I have to see is decreasing by 75%! Also my brother is going to school tomorrow! then, my cousins Randy and Gabby are coming over to stay for a few weeks! So I'm not completely pissed off....for now.

What are we waiting for?

So I was like bored as hell today, and I started thinking to myself. What am I waiting for? I'm bored now, so does that mean that something is going to happen to me? But what are any of us waiting for? Why are we even here? Are we supposed to become as successful as possible? Or just be happy? Well for most of us, success=happiness, so for most of us, we are trying to be as successful as possible for our own happiness, to fulfill our ultimate goal. But what if that's not why we are here? Maybe we are put on earth to make everybody else's life easier. But nobody is standing right next to me trying to help me, or make me happier, or make things easier for me, so that can't be it. The most plausible reason for existence is that this is all a test to see if we are worthy of eternal salvation, heaven, or whatever the fuck you wanna call it. But all that was from a theological standpoint. Thinking about it scientifically, I would say that we are just highly a advanced species. So advanced that we can think for ourselves, and make decisions. So advanced that we have harnessed the power of nature and created a complex society. But that doesn't make very much sense to me, because humans are so very young. Mammals for that matter are very young, too. If you accept science and nothing else, then you can say that we are not put here for any reason at all. You can say that we are here for breeding, eating, sleeping, and dying. Even if you accept science, it still makes sense that we are only here to be happy. To be happy, and then die. But then, what happens when we die? What will happen to our mind and memories? It's a scary thing to think that when we die, it is just blackness. It is an exciting thing to think that we come back s some supernatural, celestial being, to do whatever you want. But, for now, I'm just gonna go with the flow. I'm too young to be pondering the mysteries of the universe. Now is the time for me to live it up. So, goodbye, for now. I hope I have stirred up something in that brain of yours.

Asshole

So my older brother Billy is being a HUGE asshole. He's leaving for college in 3 days and he assumes he can take the Playstation 2 and Nintendo 64 without even asking me. We got each for Christmas, so they're both ours. I have no problem with that. It's the fact that he thinks he can take all the controllers and games that I bought with my own money. I was really freakin pissed off, but I just asked if I could have them back, and he FREAKIN FLIPPED OUT! He was screaming "WHATR YOU GUNNA DO WITH GAMES AND CONTROLLERS FOR SYSTEMS YOU DON'T HAVE!?". I said that I was going to save up for a new ps2 and N64, but he held his ground, then he took away the iPod he gave me when he got a new one. After that i just went and took all the games and controllers i paid for. Then I went to my friend Matt's house. When I came back, Billy wasn't home so I just went in to his room and took back the iPod. That's about all I gotta say for now.

Guitar Hero III is going to be too fucking hard

I cant even do hard mode on Guitar Hero II. This is really ridiculous.

Fucking Bored

It's 9:34 AM and I have nothing to do. My friend is over and he's is retarded. It's too hot to go outside and there's nothing to do in the house.

Giant Bone

Hey, we got Jenny a gigantic bone at Petco. Doesn't she look excited?

George Bush

Yeah, he's a fuckin retard, but things could be worse. We could have not gone to war, and had all our rights taken away. I mean I can still sit here in the privacy of my own home and post my opinions about him without being killed, right? We could have an evil dictator instead of a president. We could all be hiding underground right now, because we're non-Muslim infidels. Quit complaining, all you assholes. We know he's retarded, but it could be worse, so shut the fuck up.

Look at my dog

Hey this is my dog, Jenny, she's really crazy. She's obsessed with fetch. She follows you around all day with a tennis ball. She tries to run away every day.

The Simpsons Movie

Ok....The Simpsons Movie....Lake Springfeild is polluted....Lisa falls in love with an Irish boy....Homer gets a pig....Arnold Schwatrzennager is president....EPA puts Springfeild in a giant dome....Simpsons escape and move to Alaska....Eventually they go back and save Springfeild....The end...

Screamin' Beans

Screamin'Beans

50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator. v 7. Shave.
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
14. One word: Flatulence!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20. Meow occassionally.
21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
28. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
32. Start a sing-along.
33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
34. Play the harmonica.
35. Shadow box.
36. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
37. Lean against the button panel.
38. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
41. Bring a chair along.
42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
43. Blow spit bubbles.
44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
49. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"

Office Space

This is how they really wanted it to be.

A little frisky, Mr. President?

Clinton's Dingy
Don't mean to be bringin more hatin to former Mr. Prez, Billy Clinton, but I couldn't resist posting this picture of his boner... Sorry, Billy

Fred the bunny

A bunnerrific surgery
Don't feel bad if he dies... Just try again

More shit that pisses me off.

7. People who use a fork and a knife while eating pizza
8. Fat people who are in denial
9. Fall Out Boy
10. All the American fucking Idols
11. Green Day
12. Bleach
13. That commercial about ten-year-olds who wet the bed

Squirrel Monkey

Hokay....I went to work today, (I work in a kitchen at a camp) I gave my dog a bath because she peed on herself.....I ate rice for dinner and mac & cheese for lunch....Nothing else happened today.


Hey, Matt

Twitty

Ok, when I was like 10 or 11, I had a tortoise named Twitty. He was my best friend. Sometimes, we'd let him walk around on the lawn. Well one day i came home from school and he wasn't in his aquarium thing. I assumed he was in the backyard with somebody, so I go outside to find him. My sister was sleeping on a lounge chair, so I woke her up and asked her where Twitty was.It turns out she fell asleep while she was in the backyard with him, and he had ran away. I cried for like three days, because I had just lost my best friend.

Things That Piss Me Off

1. Car Commercials
2. Naruto
3. Little kids that think their cool
4. Wiggers
5. Fall Out Boy
6. this guy
To be continued when I think of more stuff.

Grandfather Paradox

Yet another wonder found through stumbleupon. Just read it. Freaked me out...

Grandfather Paradox :

Time travel is impossible as exemplified by the famous grandfather paradox. Imagine you build a time machine. It is possible for you to travel back in time, meet your grandfather before he produces any children (i.e. your father/mother) and kill him. Thus, you would not have been born and the time machine would not have been built, a paradox.

Perhaps the craziest of the time travel paradoxes was cooked up by Robert Heinlein in his classic short story "All You Zombies."

A baby girl is mysteriously dropped off at an orphanage in Cleveland in 1945. "Jane" grows up lonely and dejected, not knowing who her parents are, until one day in 1963 she is strangely attracted to a drifter. She falls in love with him. But just when things are finally looking up for Jane, a series of disasters strike. First, she becomes pregnant by the drifter, who then disappears. Second, during the complicated delivery, doctors find that Jane has both sets of sex organs, and to save her life, they are forced to surgically convert "her" to a "him." Finally, a mysterious stranger kidnaps her baby from the delivery room.

Reeling from these disasters, rejected by society, scorned by fate, "he" becomes a drunkard and drifter. Not only has Jane lost her parents and her lover, but he has lost his only child as well. Years later, in 1970, he stumbles into a lonely bar, called Pop's Place, and spills out his pathetic story to an elderly bartender. The sympathetic bartender offers the drifter the chance to avenge the stranger who left her pregnant and abandoned, on the condition that he join the "time travelers corps." Both of them enter a time machine, and the bartender drops off the drifter in 1963. The drifter is strangely attracted to a young orphan woman, who subsequently becomes pregnant.

The bartender then goes forward 9 months, kidnaps the baby girl from the hospital, and drops off the baby in an orphanage back in 1945. Then the bartender drops off the thoroughly confused drifter in 1985, to enlist in the time travelers corps. The drifter eventually gets his life together, becomes a respected and elderly member of the time travelers corps, and then disguises himself as a bartender and has his most difficult mission: a date with destiny, meeting a certain drifter at Pop's Place in 1970.

The question is: Who is Jane's mother, father, grandfather, grand mother, son, daughter, granddaughter, and grandson? The girl, the drifter, and the bartender, of course, are all the same person. These paradoxes can made your head spin, especially if you try to untangle Jane's twisted parentage. If we drawJane's family tree, we find that all the branches are curled inward back on themselves, as in a circle. We come to the astonishing conclusion that she is her own mother and father! She is an entire family tree unto herself.

click here to see the image of Jane's family tree

Build A Nation

So the Bad Brains came out with a new cd, and I haven't gotten a chance to buy it yet, though I do hope to. It's called "Build A Nation", and if anybody has bought it yet, please feel free to post a review.

Tony vs. Paul

I found this video using stumbleupon (If you don't know what it is, just search it), and if anybody knows what method was used to make this video, please tell me either by e-mail, or posting a comment.

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

My brother had 2 girls over today. they swam in the pool. I went to my friend Kurtis' house today and we did nothing, really. We played roller coaster tycoon and played with his dog for 3 hours. I baked some awesome cookies earlier. Thats about all that happened today

Intro

Hey my names Louis, I'm going into the 9th grade and I got a lot to say, but nobody to talk to.
I love music, I play piano, bass and violin. I listen to punk, ska, alternative, and heavy metal.
I love animals, im a vegetarian, I have a dog, and I used to have a turtle, I'll tell you all about him some other day. My dog is Jenny, and she's a yellow Lab. I like to skateboard, my favorite subject is English, I like to read, and I love movies. (especially horror.) My biggest fear is a hostile zombie
takeover. I have an older brother, Billy. He's entering college in August, and My sisters gonna be a college Junior this year. I also like to play video games. My friend Max and I play Dungeons and Dragons sometimes. My favorite movie is Donnie Darko, my favorite bands are Leftover Crack, The Strokes, Red Hot Chili Peppers, and the Bouncing Souls. Also, I babysit kids in my neighborhood. I'm working at a summer camp starting Thursday. I also like anime and manga, my favorite series is Death Note. My hero is Flea from the Red Hot Chili Peppers.